Results Day!

So another year of education under the strain of the great british government comes to an end in the form of results day.Now me personally i've given up on life i was always dedicated to becoming a professional lottery winner or something else like a pro motocross rider, or i was going to meet Travis Pastrana and we would just so happen to be friends. From that I go moto freestyling with him then im just so good he makes me go professional and the rest follows after.


Sadly life doesnt just give you things. You have to stick your nose so far up the arse of life until it decides to fart you out a little bit of hope to keep you happy. but hey! Thats life and i wouldnt want it any other way. Currently im writing this blog entry from work. It seems all so more often that im writing them from work. Maybe i will get fired then lose the best job ive ever had. Anyway back to results day. for millions of kids and young adults today marks the end of an era and the beginning of a long and hopefully for many prosporous future ahead of them.

However. The end has many means and those means are very often clouded by thousands of girl on their facebook wall crying about how they will run away and if they dont get into that university they really wanted because it has that course they really like and OMG it also has that HOT guy who works in the university canteen who given the chance in freshers week would TOTALLY fucks the shit out of him. The many quiet weeks interuppted with last minute calls for help as the final few days draw in. The sudden daunting fact that this shit that you've been doing for the last 13 years of your life IS actually REAL and apparantly does have some effect, not always, but some role to play in the outcome of your life. It can help decide  if you live in that gorgeous 4 bed detached 100 year old cottage close enough to town and the local school is just perfect for little children to lean their, A,B,C's at!

Those that are not religious start praying as they decide that maybe the revision you did could have been a little bit better if you just managed to focus on that subject instead of playing xbox with your manager season taking bury all the way to the premier league, or throughout study leave it wasnt about having the house to yourself for peace and quiet whilst you revised. It was all about having it empty so you could crack one out on countless porn sites until you were out of breath and your shaft was red fucking raw!

Hoiwever, despite all those things and for me personally how much i hated next to every minute of my school career and i will not take much along with me to start the next part of my life. But. one thing i can be glad of is the copiuos amounts of ridiclious and funny times things happened that being homeschooled would have meant you missed out on some of the most essential events and skills in life. Most of all though is the tight friendships i have forged which i cetainly intend to keep until i become old and i barely remember how to use the toilet.

Results day is just the end to the means, so even if you havent gained those grades you wanted, just think about it. The result you've achieved for real is not on paper its something more special than that and with that individual and very personal result you have proved to yourself you are capable and dealing with that destress is your first challenge in your new life.