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So I got myself a smart phone so I can blog on the go. So hopefully I will be updating more often and will have better stories to tell :) talk soon

Time For An Update!

Havent posted now for a week or so, and if there are any fans of mine who enjoy reading my blog then this is for you people! I appreciate you all so so much! Anyway last time i posted a proper message to everyone i was about to start college and felt my life was in meltdown. Well things have changed. And i now have to eat my words! College is actually really good on the catering course (he says now). Never knew how much fun it was using the most sharp knives int he world! HaHa.

Anyway! what i have decided to talk about this time is the fact that i could potentially be climbing Mont Blanc next summer which if it does happen will probably be the most amazing thing i have ever done in my whole entire life! I have also decided that if this expedition is allowed and to be all set up then i shall climb Mont Blanc for charity. I have chosen Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. I have chosen them for the simple reason that they have helped my younger sister and also helped me with a major operation last year, so i personally feel that i owe them a great deal for how amazing they are with every single patient that comes through their doors! This will also give me a bigger drive to not ever even consider giving up half way through. Once I start i WILL NOT COME BACK DOWN!  Well obviously when i'm finished i will ;)

Another thing is that for those who saw my previous cup tower i shall be making another one. This time an even more radical piece of architecture! If possible make your own and we will see whose are better! Competition is on BITCHES!!!!!! :P i kid. i love you all as though you were mine! 

Knock Down My Cup Tower!

So I had the cup tower in my room for a while now and i finally decided it is time to take it down. Also it helped that some guy was coming round to measure things for some work being down in my room, so it had to come down! Sadly.

But do not fear! I filmed it and added a cheeky lil song! (warning the song has a few swear words!)

College Tomorrow :(

Ahhhhh grim! End of my holidays and i now have to go college. I never thought i would be going back after i finished year 13. I was all set for a job at Lloyds TSB before they completely fucked me over and said my hours would be so small that there would be no point even going. After travel id earn 20 quid a day. Total Joke!

So now i have found myself enrolled at the local public college which for the record is a total freakkin shit hole! My course is professional cookery level 1! My dear god its just dawned on me what the fuck am i gonna do with my life and what have i done to it already! Please if there is a God let me win the lottery! i need to rely now on a totally random set of numbers to save me! :(

Maybe one day i will look back and go, wow im a michelin star chef in london and minted then think why did i ever moan? But seriously right now i could cry on the lap of father christmas asking him to bring me a lifeline for christmas! Short post today but i need sleep to prepare me for the chock and horror of the next year! Ciao People! xxxx

Jordans Blog: I Made A Cup Tower! :) i hope you like it. I made ...

Jordans Blog: I Made A Cup Tower! :) i hope you like it. I made ...: I Made A Cup Tower! :) i hope you like it. I made it from all the cups that i got from the V Festival Clean up.

I Made A Cup Tower! :) i hope you like it. I made it from all the cups that i got from the V Festival Clean up.  

Results Day!

So another year of education under the strain of the great british government comes to an end in the form of results day.Now me personally i've given up on life i was always dedicated to becoming a professional lottery winner or something else like a pro motocross rider, or i was going to meet Travis Pastrana and we would just so happen to be friends. From that I go moto freestyling with him then im just so good he makes me go professional and the rest follows after.


Sadly life doesnt just give you things. You have to stick your nose so far up the arse of life until it decides to fart you out a little bit of hope to keep you happy. but hey! Thats life and i wouldnt want it any other way. Currently im writing this blog entry from work. It seems all so more often that im writing them from work. Maybe i will get fired then lose the best job ive ever had. Anyway back to results day. for millions of kids and young adults today marks the end of an era and the beginning of a long and hopefully for many prosporous future ahead of them.

However. The end has many means and those means are very often clouded by thousands of girl on their facebook wall crying about how they will run away and if they dont get into that university they really wanted because it has that course they really like and OMG it also has that HOT guy who works in the university canteen who given the chance in freshers week would TOTALLY fucks the shit out of him. The many quiet weeks interuppted with last minute calls for help as the final few days draw in. The sudden daunting fact that this shit that you've been doing for the last 13 years of your life IS actually REAL and apparantly does have some effect, not always, but some role to play in the outcome of your life. It can help decide  if you live in that gorgeous 4 bed detached 100 year old cottage close enough to town and the local school is just perfect for little children to lean their, A,B,C's at!

Those that are not religious start praying as they decide that maybe the revision you did could have been a little bit better if you just managed to focus on that subject instead of playing xbox with your manager season taking bury all the way to the premier league, or throughout study leave it wasnt about having the house to yourself for peace and quiet whilst you revised. It was all about having it empty so you could crack one out on countless porn sites until you were out of breath and your shaft was red fucking raw!

Hoiwever, despite all those things and for me personally how much i hated next to every minute of my school career and i will not take much along with me to start the next part of my life. But. one thing i can be glad of is the copiuos amounts of ridiclious and funny times things happened that being homeschooled would have meant you missed out on some of the most essential events and skills in life. Most of all though is the tight friendships i have forged which i cetainly intend to keep until i become old and i barely remember how to use the toilet.

Results day is just the end to the means, so even if you havent gained those grades you wanted, just think about it. The result you've achieved for real is not on paper its something more special than that and with that individual and very personal result you have proved to yourself you are capable and dealing with that destress is your first challenge in your new life.